The Winsor Dark Chocolate Rocky Road Bar is nominally a bar of fluffy marshmallow and whole almonds enrobed in a thick coat of dark Belgium chocolate.

But let’s just call it what it really is pure, undiluted, E.V.I.L.

It’s a PG-17 Rocky Road bar that makes you throw back your head and Mwa ha ha like Boris Badenof while you gloat and nibble at its sinful perfection. And really, how embarrassing is that?

You can get your block of the Dark Force at Whole Foods where I succumbed during a late night run prior to movie night with friends last weekend. I did a triple take when I first passed its Basket of Temptation but finally found the wherewithall to keep going because I am a most virtuous and saintly girl.

But Shodashi, otherwise known as the Messenger of Satan, told me I had to try one. Since I’m only human and already had a clutch of chocolate (hey, it’s all for the blog - I don’t even like dark chocolate!) I averted my eyes and had her pick out a picture perfect block to balance atop my already tetering pile and ran for the register.

But now I’ve eaten a morsel and am addicted. May the Goddess have mercy on my soul.

mmmm…mwa ha ha ha…