Benefits of Cohabitation

One benefit to living with someone and sharing a bedroom is your partner can
catch the nighttime gems you utter while half asleep and still dreaming. And then remind you the next morning so you don’t forget the important lessons of life that only come with REM sleep.

My husband said he walked into the bedroom late last night and I exclaimed,
“Goddamn crustaceans.”

To which he replied supportively, “Jerks.”

I only remembered this exchange when he told me in the morning.

You know what? I think those lobsters were totally trying to rip me off last night.

Digg this     Create a del.icio.us Bookmark     Add to Newsvine

One Response to “Benefits of Cohabitation”

  1. The Food Whore Says:

    Those bastards.

    You totally need to start dreaming of big vats of boiling water.

    That would teach them a lesson.