from craigslist:

Did you hear that Jack In The Box is coming out with a new drink?
It’s called E. cola.

What’s Bruce Lee’s favorite drink?
wa-TAAAAAH!!!!

What’s Bruce Lee’s favorite burger?
wa-PAAAAH!

Did you hear that the Pillsbury doughboy died?
…he had a yeast infection.

Did you hear that the Pillsbury doughboy died?
…Doc McCoy said, ‘He’s Bread Jim!’

Posted on Thursday, July 11th, 2002 at 6:22 pm . Filed under Humor, Reading & Watching.
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